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Indian Government goes full throttle after Dawood: Gets his facebook and orkut profile delisted
Himanshu Gupta
Dec 07, 08
In a swift turn of events, Indian Government has sprung into action after the recent Mumbai attacks, and has started with strict actions against one of the alleged perpetrators of attacks -- Dawood Abrahim -- by getting his orkut and facebook profile delisted. As per a top intelligence expert, the action is supposed to highly demoralize Dawood Abrahim and his gang. Due to this action, the gang's members would not be able to get birthday reminders of Dawood's "happy budday!!" -- leading to utter frustration, confusion and infightings in the gang. Most importantly, Dawood would have to rewrite his whole "About me" section in which he had written - "Come on! Come on! Aaaaah".
When asked about how they identified Dawood's profile, the Information and Broadcasting minister present at conference pointed out that a plain search for 'Dawood from Karachi' would give out Dawood's profile; and so far along, this is how they've been trying to get him extradited from Pakistan for all these years.
Meanwhile, Ravan Kaane, the leading politician who considered Mumbai Attacks as an opportunity to gain the CM position in Maharashtra has lashed out against this action saying that you can't even trust Mahendra Dhoni now, leading to speculations that Mr. Ravan Kaane was trying to become captain of Maharashtra cricket team.
In a related event, Human Rights groups have vehemently criticized the Indian Government's recent action of profile deletion of Dawood by taking a rally in front of TV stations of India TV across the country. One poster cried - "It's murder of an identity without verifying whose profile it was. Indian Government can't deny an innocent person his right to Happy budday scraps".
For the benefit of our readers, we are carrying an sms poll in our pages today. You can vote whether it's fair to delete a person's facebook or orkut profile when he might be a suspected terrorist, or should we wait like all these years and allow the terrorists to roam unfettered on our motherland.
